JENN_CELICA , 38

I AM A FUNNY PERSON. I'M 34 AND STUCK IN A 21 YEAR OLD BODY. SEE, MADE YOU LAUGH! OK, SO I HAVE ONE TATTOO ON MY RIGHT HIP. SYMBOL OF BELLYDANCING. YES, I TAKE IT SERIOUS. IF THERE'S MUSIC ON, I'M DANCING. I'M LEARNING A NEW ROUTINE NOW. EARS AND NOSE PIERCED. LOVE THE NOSTRIL TO SPARKLE. I DRESS CLASSY OR CASUAL, UNLESS I'M TRYING TO BE SOMETHING ELSE TO GO WITH MY MOOD..I DO NOT SMOKE ANYTHING. AM ALLERGIC TO CIG SMOKE. NEVER TRIED A DRUG AND DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO DO SO NOW. DRUGS HAVE BEEN AROUND ME ALL ALONG, AND I HATE THEM! BUT I DO LOVE THE PEOPLE AROUND ME THAT DECIDE TO USE THEM. IT IS A PERSONAL CHOICE AND NONE OF MY BEES-WAX. I AM OBSESSED WITH CELICA'S. I HAVE TWO AT HOME AND ONE IN MY HEART. MY BLACK SUPRA WAS BEYOND REPAIR. I WOULD ONLY PART FROM IT IF IT WAS SMASHED TO BITS SO NO ONE ELSE COULD EVER HAVE IT. IT WAS THE WORSE DAY EVER WHEN THE TOW GUY LOADED IT UP. I HAVE EVERY IMAGINABLE PART FROM THAT CAR IN A SPECIAL PLACE. WHEN IT WAS RUNNING MANY YEARS AGO, I DID A 360 IN THAT CAR THAT SCARED THE BEEP! OUT OF ME AND THAT'S WHERE THE FUN BEGAN. I ALSO COLLECT SNOWMEN...BUT I CALL THEM "SNOWMANS". EVERY SIZE, COLOR, SHAPE, YOU NAME IT! I LOVE CANDLES AND ROAD TRIPS. HOT NIGHTIME BATHS ARE MY FAVE. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH..I HAVE HAD THREE SURGERIES. ONE FOR BACK SURGERY AND TWO FOR LEG VEIN REMOVAL. I WOULDN'T SAY THAT I HAVE THE BEST BODY CONFIDENCE. IN MY OPINION, I COULD STAND TO LOOSE 5 OR 6 POUNDS. I DON'T LIKE DRAMA AND I HATE FAKE PEOPLE! I AM A VERY FORGIVING PERSON. I WILL REACH OUT TO TRY TO FIX ANY PROBLEM, ESPECIALLY IF I CREATED IT, AND IF I'M GIVEN THE OPP TO DO SO. I LOVE THE OCEAN.I LOVE TO GO CLUBBING WITH MY FRIEND, KRISS.I LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH BETH. I LOVE TO WATCH DENISE GET ATTACKED BY ZAYA WHEN SHE COMES OVER TO VISIT. LOL I LOVE TO SNUGGLE WITH DANNY AND ROUGH-HOUSE WITH MY KID'S. I AM ORGANIZED ALL AROUND. I LOVE MY PEACE AND QUIET. I HATE WHEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, OR IF I'M FORGETFUL. I CAN'T HANDLE IT WHEN A WORD IS MISSPELLED. PUNCTUATION PEOPLE!! LOL MY FAVORITE WORDS ARE: YUMMO, DISNASTO, ARG-A-LARG!,WHAT THE!, NASTADY, FAB-U-TASTIC,AND A FEW MORE. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH..

TRY THIS ON FOR HUMILIATING! LOL YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY OVER. THEY ARE VISITING FOR THE FIRST TIME AND MOM HAS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM OUT OF STATE FOR THIS MOMENT. YOUR MOM, TWO BROTHER'S, SOON TO BE SISTER- IN -LAW AND KID'S ARE ALL PILED ON THE COUCHES READY FOR ENTERTAINMENT. SO YOU THROW IN YOUR CAMCORDER TAPE AND GET READY TO SHOW OFF YOUR CHILDREN. ALL IS GREAT...UNTIL YOUR FORGOTTEN, PRIVATE, HALF-NAKED BELLYDANCING PRACTICE PERFORMANCE FROM THE BATHROOM SHOWS UP! YOU TRY TO SHUT IF OFF AND IT DOESN'T SHUT OFF. YOUR FACE TURNS A BLAZE OF RED. YOU KEEP TRYING IN A FRANTIC TO SHUT IT OFF, BUT IT JUST GOES INTO FAST-FORWARD MODE! IT COULD HAVE ONLY BEEN WORSE HAD I BEEN IN MY VICTORIA SECRETS! LOL SO...MOTHER TRAVELING UP TO VISIT GRANDKID'S...MAYBE $300.00 BROTHER KEVIN DRIVING HONDA TO MY HOUSE..MAYBE $10.00 HEARING BROTHER MICHAEL YELL,"CHECK PLEASE!"...AHH YES...PRICELESS. LOL