JonesSoda , 26

I have had the weirdest freaking dreams lately, you wouldn't even believe. I never knew from personal experience how strange dreams could be while pregnant because my dreaming patterns and themes had never really changed before. Now they are WHACKED OUT!

Last night I had a dream that these adults were in a playpen standing up in my room and somehow got frozen and died like that and the landlord moved their bodies while I was gone and I was involved in it somehow and didn't want to get caught, all I kept thinking was people would be looking for them and that I'd go to jail and never see my kids.

Then I had a dream Rob and I went to some sexual retreat where an old lady was going to teach us how to have sex and we were making fun of her because she started to play the violin.

I also had a dream that I went into labor, and delivered a baby who was like 15 lbs, and it was someone else's baby who was already alive before and so I had to give her to them. Then they said I could keep her and I said that I wanted my own baby but I didn't know if we could try again and that I didn't know what I'd do if it wasn't a girl this next time because we have all girl stuff.

I also dreamed I was at a party and this really straight-edge kid I went to school with was drunk and fighting with people and ended up laying in the road and almost getting hit by a car, and I was yelling at everyone else that they needed to be nice to him and all this.

The night before this I had a dream that we went to some round shaped tall building to see a museum and at the top you had to walk on a plank type thing but on either side you could fall off and Julian did. I was holding Audrey in the dream and Rob was talking to someone and I kept saying, "Please go get him, he's going to fall" (he was walking around in the dream) and Rob said he was fine and he'd get him in a minute. Then he fell.

I also had a dream that night that we went to Wal*Mart and on the way in they were taking any and all food and drink you had to give to the troops because they ran out of food for them. I remembered thinking we had to lie because my kids would need to eat. And Ramen noodles were light eight dollars in there and we didn't buy any food because we knew they'd take it on the way out. There were shelves with tons of lemon-lime Gatorade, too. It was so weird.

The night before THAT (and I usually rarely dream, at least that I can remember) I dreamed I was in high school still and I parked across the street from my mom's house in the car I had at the time and smoked a joint (lol I never even really DID that in high school, or at all, anyway) and fell asleep in my parked car. Then my mom came and I knew she knew so when she asked what I'd done, I admitted it and apologized and she told me to "never do it again."

Then that same night, I had a dream that I was in a public bathroom without stalls. There were rows of toilets like a classroom and I was in the front row using the toilet and a couple other people were in there. These two women walked in, one was heavy set and the other was thin. The thin one was walking kind of like a zombie, how they drag their feet and just go along. She had a glazed over look on her face and locked eyes with me and walked right for me. I was freaked out. The other woman held up her hands which were swollen and nasty/scabby/sore looking and said, "We ate bad peaches and don't feel well." Then the first, thin woman opened her mouth and brown stuff came out all over the front of her shirt and she collapsed at my feet. I pulled the collar of my shirt over my nose and mouth and was like, "Someone has to help me with her!" She was laying on the floor throwing up that brown stuff and shitting everywhere and stuff and I knew it wasn't from peaches, that they were probably going to die and if I caught it, I probably would too.

I will be so glad when these dreams are gone!

Remember that if I don't go on my own by then, I am being induced on the 8th in the morning!

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July 8th!

If I have not gone by then (39 wks) I will be induced on July 8th [:)]

Also I think I am nesting- I have been EXHAUSTED for at least the last two weeks- even squeezing in naps during the day when/if I could. And today I jumped out of bed, showered, put on makeup (I NEVER really wear makeup), cleaned for 2 hrs, made the kids chocolate chip pancakes for lunch, went to my dr's appt (3 cm dilated), went to Wal*Mart on the way home and bought cleaning supplies, and came home and cleaned like mad! In fact I just finished mopping, dusting, sweeping, scrubbing, you name it! I think I am ready!

I got sick last night. Guess my hormones are on a rampage. I wish it meant labor was coming soon!