Thanks for those that read yesterdays journal. God Bless you and it's good to know that you didn't go blind from reading it or want to scratch your eyes out wishing the insanity would just end. Thanks for adopting me I need to bum some money. =)
I want to use today's entry to write about something I read in the paper. It is called the CityWeekly. It's a publication that has highlights of the going ons in the city. There is an article in the paper that talks about surviving school reunions. It in fact gives ten well thought out rules to survive. I would like to share those ten, but before I do I would like to note that one reunions are already done and two by the time the next one comes around we shall have forgotten this great insight.
1. Go with a spouse or significant other or girlfriend or boyfriend or life partner. First of all doesn't the term "significant other" entail all those others. I think he is trying to meet his word quota. Why would you want to go alone to these events. They are extremely boring, and having someone you know gives you both an excuse to ditch the snooze fest.
2. Don't take your children. Ok, who would really take their kids with you. If you do have kids and they are at home it also gives you an excuse to leave. Although it would be fun to let them create havoc somewhere other than your home.
3. When the class bore approaches you, run for your life. Now the class bore may have a lot of money. Then again if he is not it does make for good advice.
4. Sit with someone you don't know at lunch. I don't know about everyone else, but I knew everyone in my class. I went to school with most of them forever, or it seemed like it anyway. Lets face it at a reunion its not that I didn't know them its that I forgot they even existed.
5. Don't stare at nametags. Why not? If I don't know them I'm not going to play twenty questions to remember their name.
6. Remember that you are not in school anymore. Really is that what a reunion is for. I so wanted to run up and down the halls back and forth to classes. What does this even mean? We can't pass notes here and look at the other persons menu. I wonder if they are saying there is no more dress codes so be happy.
7. Don't lose weight, get a facelift, a boob job, or hair plugs for the reunion. Why is this a rule. Most people change after school. Besides after 50 years no one will even remember they went to school.
8. Don't suck up to celebrity classmates. If you have a celebrity in your class do you really think they would come to one of these.
9. Don't try to rekindle old romances, or start new ones. Yes, this particularly bad advice seeing as that if you follow rule number one. I think he is running low ideas with this one.
10. Don't carry food back to your hotel on the final day of the reunion. Ok, who is going to wait till it ends and run to the table and grab a bunch and take it with them. No those are mine hahaahah as you run out of there. Or better yet stick in your pockets. Silly person.
Take care ladies.
Aaron
Shoutouts to people who responded
KraZii_BlueZ : " In Utah the weather changes as often as a teenage girl goes through boyfriends."
this just made the whole entry lol
pink_dreams : You're crazy, but Indiana's weather is the same damn way. One second it's like cold then I want to run naked. But I love your writing :) it seems so familiar...are you like my adopted twin brother or something. I'll adopt you as a brother as of now.