today is just gonna be a bunch of random quotes but other days there will be sections and w/e......
~*Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken*~
~*I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I like your ass*~
~*If Im daddys little angel, I cant be with all the boys, so Ill just hide them in my room and say theyre my new toys*~
~*His American Eagle jeans - $48.00, His Abercrombie shirt - $39.00, His Old Navy boxers - $12.50, seeing it all on my bedroom floor the next morning - Priceless*~
*I LOVE YOU is eight letters but then again so is BULLSHIT*
*Boys Are Great! Every gurl Should Own One*
*I'm Out Of My Mind...But Feel Free To Leave A Message*
*I have lots of luck...It's just all bad*
*There Is No "I" In Slut, But There Is A "U"*
*Children in the dark causes accidents...accidents in the dark cause children!*
*Don't drink and drive...you might go over the bump and drop it*
*If guyz got a period...they would brag about the size of their tampons*
*Whoever says nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door*
*Last night I lay in my bed looking at the stars in the sky and in that moment of tranquility I thought...where the fuck is my roof*
*I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?*
*You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?*
*Give me a photo of u so i can show santa what i want for christmas!*
When I first saw u I was afarid 2 talk 2 u*When i first talked 2 u I was afraid 2 like u*When i first liked u i was afarid 2 love u*Now that I love u I m afraid 2 lose u
A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaY GoOdByE
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips
Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?
GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you
¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!
It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does...
guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***
"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point"
"b-i-t-c-h~ b is for beautiful, i is for inltellingent, t is for talanted,c is for charming, h is for how hard I'm gonna hit you next time you call me one!!!"
"It takes alot to impress us girls, for guys it's show up naked...bring food"
"I wake up smiling, because in my dream I was with you, then my smile fades away when I realize not all dreams come true"
Hugging is a shame
Kissing is a game Boys got the pleasure Girls got the blame
Boys say I love you
Girls think its true
But when the stomach starts to swell
Boys say the hell with you 30 minutes of
pleasure 9 months of pain
10 hours in the hospital then Junior came Junior is a bastard The mother is a whore Junior wouldn't be here if that damn condom hadn't tore!
Some people r just not meant to be in your life no matter how much you want them to B
Smoke a smoke, Not a butt. Fuck a virgin, Not a slut.
Sex is bad. Sex is a
sin. Sins are
forgiven, So stick it in!
"When I see you smile and I know it's not for me, that's when I miss you the most"
"The difference between a smart person & a wise person is that a smart person nos what 2 say & a wise person nos whether or not 2 say it"
"Life isnt measured by da breathes u take, but by da moments that take ur breathe away"
"To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world"
"When people start agreeing with me, then I know I am wrong"
"They keep saying prince charming will come along...but I think mine got hit by a truck"
'B.I.T.C.H - Babe In Total Control of Herself'
~*~One day ur prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is 2 stubborn 2 ask 4 directions~*~
I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
*4GeT da TiMeS u WaLKeD By* 4GeT da TiMeS u MaDe Me CRy* 4GeT da TiMe u HeLD My HaND *4GeT da SWeeT THiNGS iF i CaN*I cAn No LoNgEr PrEtEnD*I GoTTa ReMeMBeR NoW uR JuST My FRieND.*
~If I could b an angel, Id make ur every wish come tru, but Im only human, Just a girl who's loving u~
*I wish I may, I mish I might, be the one you wish for tonite*
Every gal wants 1 guy 2 meet all her needs, while every guy wants all da gals 2 meet his 1 need.
I AM JUST A GIRL. STANDING INFRONT OF A BOY ASKING HIM TO LOVE ME!
I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on
The first time I saw you, I knew it was true~That I'd love you forever and that's what I'll do~You don't know what you do to me~You don't have a clue~You don't know what it's like to be me lookin @ you!!
guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one*~*
Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One
**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**
**I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!**
*Once Upon a Time* *Something Happened To me* *It was the Sweetest Thing* *That ever could be* *It was a Fantasy* *A dream Come True* *It was the Day i Met You*
*I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care,I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you*
when u was hurt .....i was there for u.....now i'm hurting where r u? u say u will always be here but soon u leafed and all i have r memoires of u and how bad u broke my heart..
ThEy SaY kIsSiNg Is Da LaNgUaGe Of LuV.. CaRe 2 InDuLgE iN a LiL cOnVo??
Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!
IF ALL GUYS WERE AS HOTT AS YOU EARTH WOULD BE HEAVEN!!
if all my friends jumped off a bridge i wouldn't jump w/ them, i'd b @ da bottom waiting 2 catch them!
-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?-
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
The more I cry I THINK OF U, Every now & then thats all I can do. Memories & pics is all I see, but me & u will 4ever b..
DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE
If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.
Don't go 4 looks, they deceive, don't go 4 money, wait, go 4money then when its gone, move on 2 the next guy!
i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL!
this day was a total waste of make-up
True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there.
If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission
never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!
For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do more..........
Every time I fall in love...I fall 4 some1 new...Still I always find myself...falling back in love w/ u!
¤ iF u LiVe 2 B 100, i WaNNa LiVe 2 B 100 - 1, So i WoN'T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY w/O u ¤
I loved u once
I love u still
I always have i always will
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine!?
I'm On A Mission To Get Ove You....In Other Words *Mission Impossible*!!
NO OFFICER THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!
Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together!
if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
Call me anytime, I won't be home.
Y is it that I must climb 100 mountains 2 get u... When all you have 2 do is smile 2 get me?
-YoU CaN SaY I'm CrAzY -YeS ItS TrUe- I'm CrAzY BoUt 1 ThInG- & ThAtS u
*WhEn TiMeS ArE HaRd aLL I dO Is CLoSe My EyEs AnD ThInK oF YoU*
My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!
Guys don't say EX, they say NEXT
U hurt me so bad, U even made me cry,All I eva wanted was 4 u 2 love me, 4 u 2 give me a try
*I'm nOt a DiTz..I jUsT LaCk cOmMoN sEnSe*
How come u have enough time 2 go out & make other people fall in love w/ u, but u don't have enough time 2 pay attention 2 the 1 who already does.
*~* I OnLy get P-m-S On tHe dAyS ThAt eNd wItH Y*~*!!
You told me not to talk to you
So I told myself not to cry
But not talking to you for dayz
Just makes me wanna die!
Tell me that you love me
Tell me that you care
Even if you're lying,
Thats what I need to hear
Love is when you have a bad day, & then you see the one you love, & everything suddenly seems ok.
I didn't say I love you to hear it back, I just wanted to tell you.
It's the friends you can call at four in the morning that matter.
We ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
If I reach 4 ur hand will u hold it? If I hold out my arms will u hug me? If I go 4 ur lips will u kiss me? If I capture ur heart will u love me?
~ if u love me tell me cuz itz tru ~
if u dont i still love u ~
~I dont come w/ dice so dont play me
~I Set My Eyes On Da Qtest Guy, Neva Thinkin Hed Make Me Cry
~Guyz r like roller coasters.....they eitha make u sick to ur stomach or give u the tome of your life!-
~Wut would u do when da only person who can dry ur tears is the one making u cry?
~Yew call me dumb, Yew call me stoopid! Its not my fault i like u, its cupids!!!
~You dont love some1 because thay r beautiful. Theyre beautiful cuz u love them.
~Do i look like a lolipop 2 u??? Cuz ur licking my foot!
~I still miss my ex.......but my aims improving
~GuYs ArE liKe CrAyOnS... 64 Is BeTtA tHeN 1
~DONT WASTE UR TIME ON A GUY THAT WONT WASE HIS TIME ON U *
~Life is a fairytail, u just gotta get past da evil stepmother part
~Hi, Im probly home. Im just avoding some1 I dont like. Leave a message, & if i dont call u back, that some1 is u
~I love this quote do u like it? *
~My name aint Elmo, but u can tickle me if u want!!
-Guyz r like pianos- wut u get out of em- depends on how u play them-
~Whenu like some1, u get ova it.
When u love some1, there is no stopping.
When u die, there is no coming back, so dont like love.
~Scilence is golden, but shouting us F-U-N!!
~Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people r crazy, check 3 friends, if they r ok, then u must b CRAZY!
~100 memories
200 jokes
300 great times
400 seceretes
1 reason.....
~*~BEST FRIENDS~*~
~Hearts change, i no they do, but a part of this hear will always be 4 u!!
~U came into my life sent down from heaven
Now i think about u 24/7!!!!!!
~<3 I loved u once.....
u loved me not.....
i loved u twice.....
but i forgot.....
u never loved me.....
u never will.....
even so.....
i love u still.....<3
~nobodys perfect, there4 i must be nobody
~Boys r like cleanx.....soft, strong, and disposable
"Even if u never talk 2 me again, I want u 2 know I am forever changed by who u r, and what u meant to me"
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry lil jig & den suddenly he turns on u w/ a machine gun."
"U no that feeling u get when u're on a roller coaster 4 the 1st time? Or u're going 2 high on a swing? Or u hit some certain bumps on the road & ur stomach kinda flips? That's the way I feel when I'm around u. Not all the time, but there's those times when u look @ me, or ull hold me; & I can't even explain it-but thats what I feel."
"I could fill a thousand pages, telling you how i felt and still you would not understand. So now i leave without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground."
~*~Written w/ a pen; sealed w/ a kiss; if u r my friend, please answer this: R we friends? or r we not? U told me once, but I 4got. So tell me now, & tell me true, so I can say i'm here 4 u. Of all the friends i've ever met, u're the 1 I won't 4get. And if I die, before u do, i'll go 2 heaven & wait 4 u. I'll give the angels back their wings, & risk the loss of everything. Just 2 prove my friendship is true..2 have a friend like u!~*~
*If u ask some1 2 dance & they say no thank u, u can always say: Don't thank me, thank God some1 asked u*
~If kisses were raindrops I'd send u a whole storm~
~*~My heart beats faster everytime u walk by...my eyes sparkle everytime I hear ur voice...& I love u more everytime u smile @ me~*~
~*~U're.....~*~ my friend.~*~ my companion,~*~ Through good times & bad~*~ My friend,~*~ My buddy,~*~ Through happy & sad,~*~ Beside me u stand,~*~ ~*~ Beside me u walk,~*~ U're there 2 listen,~*~ U're there 2 talk,~*~ W/ happiness,~*~ W/smiles,~*~ W/pain & tears,~*~ I know u'll b there,throughout the years!
hope you liked them.....
come back soon!
~*~Missy~*~