im bored... so im just goign to put some random movie quotes.. enjoy..
MOVIES
Big Fish:
*We where like strangers who knew eachother very well.-Will Bloom*
*You know how they say that time stops when you meet your true love? Well, that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts up again it goes extra fast to catch up.- Ed Bloom*
*I don't want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I'm just too big -Karl*
*Josephine: I'd like to take your picture.
Ed Bloom: Oh, you don't need a picture. Just look up "handsome" in the dictionary.*
Donnie Darko:
*First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? -Donnie*
*Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end. -Frank*
*Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.*
*Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?*
*Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?*
*I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!- Kitty Farmer*
*Donnie: You are such a fuckass!
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass?! You can go suck a fuck!
Donnie Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!*
*Whats a fuckass? -Sam*
*Jim Cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...
Donnie: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I. . .and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I . . . I think you're the fucking Antichrist.*
*Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too! What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.*
*Chut up!- Cherita*
*Donnie: Well look, um...uh...you wanna go with me?
Gretchen: Where do you wanna go?
Donnie: No, I mean like go with me, like you know...like, that's what we call it here...going together-
Gretchen: Sure
Donnie: Ok-hey where're you going?
Gretchen: I'm going home.*
*Okay, now girls... I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there... just swallow it.- Kitty Farmer*
* Donnie: My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What did you want?
Donnie: Hungry Hungry Hippos!
Dr. Lilian Thurman: And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?
Donnie: Regret.*
Cabin Fever:
*Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
Karen: Bert, don't be a fucking retard.
Bert: I'm kidding! I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.*
*Pancakes! -Dennis*
Clueless:
*Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972. -Cher*
*Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.*
*Christian:Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him!*
*I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy.- Travis*