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Kevin Federline

Playing With Fire

Written by: Josh M., Senior Editor – Posted: Fri Nov 17th, 2006

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Kevin Federline
Playing With Fire

William Hung. Pogs. Fannypacks. Jellies. Olive Garden. Paris Hilton.

3 Ninjas.

I don't want to hear the term "guilty pleasure" ever, ever associated with things or people or products of "their time." Some things are just plain awful, and no level or "irony" will ever save them from being so.

And while the list above of anti-culture signposts will make any self-respecting human wish for a lobotomy performed at record-time by a blind and deaf unlicensed doctor, perhaps no other person, place or thing in the history of the cosmos has ever not deserved fame (or infamy) more than Kevin Federline aka K-Fed aka Fed-Ex aka Mr. Britney Spears aka The Male Anna Nicole Smith.

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ms_sexi

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ok,hez a total wigger,and very weak and their iz no wai in hell
that hell he will beat john cena in the new years
match!!!!!peace out yall.laterz

Posted 12/31/06

domino1234

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im sure u all agree so i dont hav 2 say anything else!!!!!!

Posted 12/28/06

PinballWiz
ard

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He is an embarrasment to music.

Posted 12/23/06

curvey_kra
zie1

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I'd definitely like to see Eminem rip K-Fed to shreds! And maybe
Weird Al could still throw in a parody! Hell, I'd pay to see that
go down!

Posted 12/20/06

heart_of_g
old

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Olive Garden is in no way comparable to KFed. Olive Garden is
yummy.

Posted 12/19/06

paaatches

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Hey, did you hear? Santa is changing the whole naughty rule.
*nods* Yes, he is. Instead of handing out a lump of coal to those
who’ve been naughty through-out the year well this year Santa will
be handing out Kevin Federline CD’s in replacement of coal for
being naughty. *shakes her head from side to side* I no joke, no I
don’t.

Kevin Federline CD’s, it says so right here. *holds up a Memo and
points to change of clause number one* See! Kevin Federline CD’s,
I no, lie.

Now this is the part where you think, “Hmmm, have I been naughty
or nice this year? Oh my gosh, wait. I’ve been kind of bad, yeah,
kind of bad. EK! Oh know, does that mean? Does that mean I’m
getting a Kevin Federline CD, no, not a Kevin Federline CD. No!”

And worst thing is you have to listen to it too and if you have
nothing to play it with Santa will provide you with that as well.
There is no getting out of this one, naughtier(s).

Side note pertaining to the article: (aka The Male Anna Nicole
Smith.) It’s about time Kiwibox allowed someone with a boisterous
writing style on the Box. It’s about time, because I enjoyed that.
*points to the “aka” part* I enjoyed all that earthly sense of
style there. *smiles* Good job, to the writer of this very
article, good job!

paaatches –This paaatches signing off with: Everyone that has
pissed me off this year is getting a Kevin Federline CD for the
season holiday. Oh and one more thing before I go, the title of
his CD, “Playing with Fire” is that in reference that he slept
with Lindsay Lohan? That fire crotch(er)! Could be! Could be! No,
it couldn’t be *shrugs* but she is a fire crotch(er) though, and
he did mention playing with fire, right?

Posted 12/16/06

julie94121

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Yeah, what's wrong with Olive Garden? Do they put poison in your
food?

Posted 12/16/06

Platium_Ch
ick

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wow.. hes trynna get custody of his kids.. hes a lame thats all i
gotta say aint no way in hell he gon be able to win that
situation....

Posted 12/14/06

foreverpar
is18

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What's wrong with that place?

Posted 12/13/06

ema300

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he may not be a good rapper, or actor, or husband, but hey he can
always turn to modeling, cuz hes a good piece of eye candy, I mean
thats why britney married him right?

Posted 12/09/06

broksbabyf
oreve

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k-fed sucks more than his wife!!

Posted 12/08/06

BlowOutThe
Stars

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I didn't even know who this guy was but I think he's cute. Owell,
I'm not reading the article though because I don't know much about
him.

Posted 12/07/06

ImJCsNsync

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dude, this guys is so awesome!

i kid, i kid!!

Posted 12/07/06

LancesCuti
e

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Okay so, as a joke me and my roommate we download america's most
hated... and I have to say it is the best song I have EVER heard,
with hit lines such as "You gonna need big army if you comign for
me, Kevin Federline, I hit like tsunamis" and "I come tight with
every rhyme, I built a kingdom down the street from pepperdine"
And of course my personal favourite "Little boys we can get it on,
Watch your back, I got my name spreadin faster than crack".

With lyrical genious like kevin federline, we should expect at
least 3 more albums from this star...

Nothing is better than driving downtown with the windows down and
this track blasing out the windows...

Posted 12/06/06

giggles49_
2006

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He is such a loser and a joke. His music sucks and anyone who
likes him is stupid and is a lunatic. By the way great review
because you are right all the way.

Posted 12/06/06

flowerchil
d_82

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i'm so ashamed that he's from a town 20 minutes from me.

Posted 12/05/06

sexykitten
18

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kevin federline is the biggest joke of the centery. he is pathetic
and is desperaterly tying to hang on to his 15 min of
acknowledgement. I would say fame but it wasn't. people mearly
acknowledged that he existed and now it is time for him to
disappear again. he is over and done with. take the hint k-fed and
GET LOST!!!

Posted 12/04/06

ashcrack

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haha - best review I've read on kiwibox so far.

Posted 12/03/06

samms8022

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hahhahahahaha

i'm laughin on the inside, and the outside.

i feel like i should give you a high five.

i can't wait for a weird al remake of one of his songs.

Posted 12/03/06

Morgan_182
1

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he is a joke.

Posted 12/03/06

nsyncsgirl
4ever

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kevin federline is a tard.

Posted 12/03/06

vsizemore

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well done with the sarcasm.
I've heard quite a few songs off this album *through
friends/Kendra Jade* and all I can say is stop.the.madness

Posted 12/02/06

perin_cart
er

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and don't get me started on the stuffed mushrooms

Posted 12/01/06

perin_cart
er

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dude SHUTTTTTTTT up olive garden is awesome okay i've never had
better lasagna in my life

Posted 12/01/06

PinkKitten
28

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I haven't heard any of his music but all the Kevin Federline jokes
in this review certainly entertained me more than it could.

Posted 11/30/06

googoodoll
sfan0

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this joke got album review no offense to the writer or anything

Posted 11/30/06

izzi_

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I applaud the dry sarcasm.

Well done.

But what's wrong with Olive Garden? :(

Posted 11/30/06

HDzY2kBabe
822

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hey want to hear a funny joke?

Kevin Federline's career.

...Ooh that ones a knee slapper.

Posted 11/30/06

Lindsey123

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lol at X_Didilicious_ That was a funny joke even though it's
true.
Kevin Federline is the biggest flippin joke in the entertainment
industry. Yeah, Britney can't sing but she can entertain.
I saw his performance on the Teen Choice awards and everyone was
like wtf? That's what he is. A wtf artist.
There is room for only 1 white rapper and his name is Eminem.

Posted 11/29/06

iluv_drewl
achey

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Hey, I agree as a person he is a bit off. I just sampled some of
his songs and they aren't that bad for a rap album. Keep in mind
it's a rap album so we have to judge it based on that not on who
the artisit is.

Posted 11/29/06

2GEtHER_Ch
ic

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I saw him on Much on Demand (on Much Music here in Canada) and he
performed two songs. I seriously thought my ears were going to
bleed. It was the biggest piece of crap that I have ever heard.
I agree with a lot of people here in saying that if he weren't
married to Britney, the album never would've been released.

Posted 11/29/06

PinkAlienG
irl

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*snickers*

I love the way this writer stuck in the little lists of things
that were never cool, ever. And aside from Lumidee (who I actually
quite liked...at least the one song I heard) and whitewashed jeans
(which I will never EVER admit aren't cool) I generally agree.

The thing that I find so repulsive about Kevin is that he takes
himself so damn seriously. He actually believes all his own hype.
Shame nobody else does. If he could say, "OK, I had a marriage to
one of the hottest women in the world, and I screwed that up...and
then I tried a rap career, and I screwed that up...but I enjoyed
myself so who cares if I failed" then people would actually like
him a bit more, I think. But he's so damn arrogant, and arrogance
is annoying enough in people who have something to be arrogant
ABOUT - let alone in people like this one.

*shrugs*

Posted 11/28/06

polisher33

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First, what X-Didilicious said is actually true (I thought it was
a joke, but sadly it is not lol).

Second, I guess this is one of those situations where you either
love or hate this album. Personally, I hate it. I don't listen to
rap, only a few Eminem songs. But, I have heard a lot of rap music
and I have to say that I really don't think his rap is up to par.
And while it is one thing to have self-confidence, comparing
himself to Eminem is a joke. I mean, Eminem has written some
pretty crazy stuff and has come under a lot of criticism but he
has also written some really moving music that all can relate to.
K-Fed's music is not moving, and he's not being criticized for
being cruel or vulgar, only for producing a bad album.

I honestly think that if he wasn't Britney Spears husband at the
time, his album wouldn't have gotten released. I mean, I could be
wrong but if he was really good, he should be able to build a good
fan base regardless of the whole scandal with him and Britney.
And...well he's not off to a good start from what I hear, having
concerts cancelled because of poor ticket sales etc.

Posted 11/28/06

Lin

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I saw K-Fed perform on the Friday right before Britney filed for
divorce the next Tuesday. He was awful! I didn't go to see him
perform on purpose, I just happened to be at the same club and I
wanted to shoot myself lol! Josh I applaud you for being able to
actually sit and listen to the entire album!

Posted 11/28/06

Sarii

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His songs are absolutely terrible... Thank God she dumped him. I
dont like Brittney that much but she and her kids deserve better.

Posted 11/28/06

CSCgirly

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I saw him on Tyra Banks' too. The only thing I learned is just how
good of an actress Tyra Banks is, because she was really
convincing me she had an ounce of care for what this man had to
say. *Ding* Rofflewaffles anyone?

Posted 11/28/06

adrienneno
w

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That was an awesome review.

I saw him on Tyra too - I wanted to give him the benefit of a
doubt... mm nope.

Posted 11/27/06

elainerach

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Kevin is pretty good. I like his rap. I saw him at Chicago House
of Blues. Although he only did like 5 songs, he was really good.
I LOVE the "Playing with Fire" CD!

Posted 11/27/06

may86

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I rolled my eyes like everyone else when I heard that he had an
album, thinking like everyone else he's trying to cash in on
Britney's fame. Then I watched an interview with him on the Tyra
show, and actually listened to him perform. At first I was
getting ready to change the channel, but then I actually listened.
And honestly...he's not bad. I think actaully if he hadn't been
associated with Britney in any way, this album would actually be a
hit by today's music standards. So if you haven't actually heard
a full song, don't bash. Give the poor guy a chance. Then if you
still hate it, rip away.

Posted 11/27/06

kiss05

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I forgot, but people are RUDE, he is human, tho male and ego, he
has feelings I am sure. He is decent, and hey he tries! And do any
of u listen to rap?!

Posted 11/27/06

kiss05

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Yes, he's pretty bad.

Posted 11/27/06

unionponi

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That was awesome. The review I mean. Someone would have to pay me
to listen to that cd.

Posted 11/27/06

X_Didilici
ous_

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if u go to google and type the words "untalented deadbeat dad" in
the search bar and click "i'm feeling lucky" it takes you directly
to an album review for k-fed's CD.

Posted 11/27/06