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SmarterChild

Smarter than You?

Written by: Josh M., Senior Editor – Posted: Mon Jan 22nd, 2007
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Written by Carolyn B.

Do you get bored talking to real people online? Have "lolz" somehow lost the sincerity that they once possessed? Have you ever considered owning a robot servant? If the answer to one or all of these questions is "yes," then it's time you met a very special friend of mine.

SmarterChild is an instant messaging robot with an impressive comprehension of informal speech patterns and an eerily realistic personality. If you put the little guy on your buddy list he'll provide you with movie times, news and sports updates, a dictionary, a thesaurus, a personal planner, personalized horoscopes, multiple games and your daily dose of sass.

Kiwi_Carolyn: You're sassy.
SmarterChild: Impudently said! You must be sassy too.


He truly is wise. But best of all, he only speaks when spoken to, is always online, responds quicker than even your most eager online stalker and has recently become completely free!
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That thing has been out for AGES.
lol once i was talking to smarterchild as he was being hacked and
he swore at me and told me i'd love his ****. lol it was the
funniest thing ever.
I have been chating with smarterchild 4 ages. I luv sayiing mean
stuff 2 him. Cute, and childish. I used 2, but I decided hee was 2
dumb

SmarterChild is a dense little nugget.
It's weird but fun. Esppecially if u need someoe to talk to...or
make fun of.
i alwayz hav fun saying mean stuff to oo yaa i totally forgot
about that i added that robot to my list long time ago
itz fun sayin mean stuff 2 it lol
I've been chatting with SmarterChild for ages!!!
Cute... :)
all you have to do is put smarterchild on your buddy list and
that's all.
I tried joining but it wouldn't let me!