Flavor of Love 3: Season Premiere

Flava Flav finally acknowledged something in the beginning of the season premiere of Flavor of Love 3 that anyone in America could have told him a long time ago. Giving the show's new herd of eligible ladies a briefing on his sordid romantic history, he said that Brigitte Neilson was strike one, Hoopz was strike two, and Deelishis was strike three, so after this he should probably stop. But wait, if we're still going with the baseball metaphor, wouldn't strike three mean you're already out? And what does that make New York?

The first order of business on the season premiere is baptizing the girls with new names. Flav originally intended to let the girls pick their own names this time around, but wound up overruling one girl's choice of "Vanilla" with "Ice" and another girl's choice of "Vixen" with "Prancer." We also have Grayvee, who excels in fried chicken preparation, Shy, who is basically New York part II, and of course identical twins, Thing 1 and Thing 2. There are a few unfortunate looking Internet fan-picked girls, and then there's the more promising (and least insane) Seezinz, Bee-Ex, Myamee and Hotlanta.